Joe Manganiello reveals MASSIVE tattoos on his thighs

Publish date: 2024-05-17

Bet it’s distracting to Manolo when he’s trying to deepthroat

by Anonymousreply 1December 25, 2022 5:26 PM

He’s in a race to the bottom with Ben Affleck.

by Anonymousreply 2December 25, 2022 5:29 PM

How did he ever find time in his busy kept man schedule to get that tattoo?

by Anonymousreply 3December 25, 2022 5:32 PM

The life of a c list celebrity who s married to someone richer, morr sucessful and with biggers tits than you is a sad and boring one.

by Anonymousreply 4December 25, 2022 5:53 PM

Joe's famously skinny, chicken legs didn't leave much of a "canvas" for the tattoo artist.

by Anonymousreply 5December 25, 2022 6:18 PM

He's 45. And still attractive, but I think he peaked around the last MAGIC MIKE movie.

It's a little sad. I think the tattoos are pretty recent. He seems to have finally realized that a big-screen superhero franchise is not gonna happen for him (or much of any big screen career). He'd never have gotten that ink if he thought it was still possible. (Yes: tattoos can be covered in makeup. Or CGI. But any good casting director will tell you that they're a liability.)

He does work quite frequently but it seems to consist of voiceovers and guest spots in crappy little projects.

by Anonymousreply 6December 25, 2022 6:40 PM

Isn’t he also rumored to be difficult?

by Anonymousreply 7December 25, 2022 6:45 PM

"THE AGING HIMBO WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO."

by Anonymousreply 8December 25, 2022 8:28 PM

Ugh. Why do so many hot, built men feel compelled to cover themselves with tattoos these days?? It's like putting ketchup on prime rib. In Manganiello's case, I wonder if this ink is why he's not cast to appear in Magic Mike's Last Dance, set to premiere in 2023. No sign of him on the movie's IMDB. Then again, Bomer (Ken), Rodriguez (Tito), and Nash (Tarzan) from the original and XXL apparently aren't returning either.

by Anonymousreply 9December 25, 2022 8:49 PM

I don't think Channing Tatum had any interest in bringing back the old gang.

The first two movies were fun. MMLD just looks like a cash grab.

by Anonymousreply 10December 25, 2022 11:27 PM

I HATE TATTOS BUT I still would rim him. R2, throw in Ben too.

by Anonymousreply 11December 25, 2022 11:56 PM

Whatever. All of you judgy queens would band and drop your wilted panties around your ankles in a heartbeat if he were standing behind you.

by Anonymousreply 12December 26, 2022 12:18 AM

R12 bitch I ain’t dropping to my knees to see the artwork from a Chinese restaurant menu staring back at me.

by Anonymousreply 14December 26, 2022 12:38 AM

Either his previous beauty was all Photoshop, smoke and mirrors or he hit a wall. Hard. At 80 MPH.

He's still handsome, but he's not "let me write bad checks" hot. He's "random dude in Pittsburgh" hot.

by Anonymousreply 15December 26, 2022 12:44 AM

R12 I admit I'd still gladly bend and grab my ankles if he were behind me, but that's just because I'm a whore. So even though I'd still do him if given the chance, I wouldn't be nearly as enthusiastic about it given his current look and the new overwhelming tats. But hey, it's still probably good dick and I'd be lying if I said I haven't fucked way worse than Joe in his current look. So there.

by Anonymousreply 16December 26, 2022 1:01 AM

Everything in this picture is wrong, the dog, the hairless legs, the flip flops, the wine bresth. Everything could also be corrected and go away except for the horrendous tattoos. Also, if you tattoo a snake up your crotch you better keep the motifs without ink.

by Anonymousreply 17December 27, 2022 1:08 AM

What’s a “wine bresth”?

by Anonymousreply 18December 27, 2022 1:18 AM

Disappointing to hear about the legs. I was hoping that he had thunder thighs.

by Anonymousreply 19December 27, 2022 1:37 AM

He has a snake down there that his shorts are exposing! Get it?

by Anonymousreply 20December 27, 2022 1:45 AM

I don’t think spines work like that.

by Anonymousreply 23January 1, 2023 2:42 AM

You have stated your boundaries r16. He could not ask for more.

by Anonymousreply 24January 1, 2023 12:33 PM

What a fucking waste of a beautiful body.

by Anonymousreply 27April 8, 2023 6:34 PM

Tattoos on old man’s body is gross

by Anonymousreply 28April 8, 2023 6:38 PM

What's wire hangers doing in this closet when I told you: no wire hangers ever?!

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by Anonymousreply 29April 8, 2023 6:48 PM

When you're from Pittsburgh you gotta do something.

by Anonymousreply 30April 8, 2023 6:52 PM

Awful tatts

Jeez a guy find out he’s a little bit black and he goes nuts

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by Anonymousreply 32April 28, 2023 1:25 PM

Well, I don't recognize him anymore. That's all I've got.

by Anonymousreply 33April 28, 2023 1:32 PM

A celebrity I know of only from DL, where he's especially famed for his unobtrusively rejuvenating cosmetic work.

by Anonymousreply 34April 28, 2023 1:35 PM

I always think Lou Ferrigno is dead for some reason, and I had to Wiki him to see if he is still alive. I’m confusing him with someone else.

Joe here is just expressing his individuality, but I hope he’s finished before face and neck tattoos, which seem to be becoming more common.

by Anonymousreply 35April 28, 2023 2:18 PM

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