Sarah Huckabee Sanders: Fashion Icon

Sanders is running for Governor of Arkansas and made a campaign appearance in this bright and cheery yellow sun dress.

Let's discuss the future governor's and former White House press chiefs best looks.

She'll win. This country is irredeemably broken.

Can’t that fag husband take her to Dillards or Bealls and buy her some lovely Liz Claiborne separates? That dress is what happens when the Hee Haw Honeys start designing clothes for Lane Bryant

Looks like she forgot to wear the other half of this outfit.

Who doesn’t want a lemon with legs for chief executive of the state?

Lizzo is running for office in Arkansas now?

You're really gauche, madam. A regular little cochon and that means pig.

Come on, Francine. We should have gone straight to Peck-N-Peck after all.

Slight breeze and we'd be seeing her Huckabee Hamburger.

^ That is a terrifying mental image.

She shops with her one good eye.

Now I don't want to fat shame Mrs. Sanders as I am a rather large gurl myself. She should, however, dress appropriately for both the office she seeks and her body type. That yellow... thing... does neither.

She wore a yellow dress. 16 schoolchildren tried to board her.

Big "$3 hooker working the local Cracker Barrel" energy.

Please, sweet Jesus, tell me she is at LEAST wearing panties. Nobody needs to see her bovine meat flaps if it gets breezy!

America needs a Fashion Tutor General. Like the Surgeon General. You might think Fashionista General, but obviously everyone needs remedial work first. Nobody even seems to be aware of basic situational style awareness (day clothing vs night clothing).

^^^ Adding to that, avoid buying clothes at boutiques named after places where cattle reside. No Dress Barn or Shirt Silos

The governorship is just a stepping stone to the presidency for Mrs. Sanders.

DeSantis-Sanders 2028. You read it here first.

DeSantis in 2028 R21? That presumes he wouldn't run in 2024, I guess, deferring to Trump, the Sequel? He couldn't be Trump's VP because they're both from FL unless Trump moves to another state. But if Trump won in 2024, I would think he wouldn't last out the term due to his obviously declining health. So who would be Trump's running mate in 2024? He does have a basket of deplorable women to choose from, like Sanders, Noem, Stefanik, Hayley, Josh Hawley.

Sarah Huckabee? More like Sarah Un-Fuckabee!

Sarah, a recommendation: Peloton.

Eww..

Nobody wants to see your Fred Flintstone legs, hon.

I bet she can crack a walnut with those thighs. They have to be strong to support all of that flab.

She’s channeling the Teri Garr 1964 playsuit look.

It doesn’t work in a Plus Size . . .

At least Hillary has the good sense to wear pantsuits.

[quote]So who would be Trump's running mate in 2024? He does have a basket of deplorable women to choose from, like Sanders, Noem, Stefanik, Hayley, Josh Hawley.

Of course, I am not deplorable. I am a charming, eloquent lady a cut above any of those trollops.

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Cher called it - dresses like a sister-wife

It’d be hilarious if someone mailed her a mirror.

She's proud of her thighs. Too bad she's such an inveterate liar.

Sarah, hon...... please...... baby doll's? Just say no.

She looks like something that crawled out of a swamp.

The Huckabees cleaned-out the fine stuff owned by the state the last time they exited the Governor's mansion. What will be different now?

The one son tortured and killed a dog.

These people are not so into Christian values as they have presented themselves as being for decades.

r37 the whole family is total scum.

I hope Sarah wore her Thinx. She seems like a heavy flow type of gal.

She's letting that stanky flappy fanny air out...........

And the they had a hissy over Michelle's shoulders......

It’s nice that she can make her own dresses.

I would hate to be downwind of that.

Did Georgia Tent and Awning open a store in Little Rock?

She looks like a fat banana

She needs tips from fellow GOPer, southern lady Miss Lindzebelle, on how to style and groom her hair.

I hate her ugly fucking face but this is probably the loveliest she's ever looked.

[quote]Sarah Sanders, wearing pajamas, says during her acceptance speech for the Republican nomination for governor . . .

[quote]*Texas mass shooting of children justifies a ban on abortions, but not a ban on guns.*😳

[quote]God help Arkansas!

She always looks alluring...

Huck's Democratic opponent, Chris Jones, has some impressive credentials, but he'll have a very tough time winning a general election in very red Arkansas.

[quote]Jones attended Morehouse College where he got a Bachelor of Science in physics and math. He then studied at MIT to become a nuclear engineer as well as earning a Ph.D. in urban planning.

We don't need no educated libs

And certainly no uppity ones, R54, if you know what I mean.

What in the “Daddy touched my no-no when I was 4” is happening with that dress?

Judging a hog calling contest, perhaps Sarah has the skills.

Being an effective, honestly diligent Governor that will show admirable accomplishments, I doubt that will happen.

All she's ever done is not give WH press conferences.

[quote]Judging a hog calling contest, perhaps Sarah has the skills.

What do you mean judging? Sarah would be one of the contestants.

R18 In Arkansas, AKA Sarah Scaloppine.

Just be glad you don't have to be assaulted seeing her face on TV during the election, we may to turn the channel. Our TV market bleeds into AR so we see all those ads all the time.

r24's link is a trove of sexy Sarah photos. Here she is toting her snack purse.

And here the paparazzi caught her on the beach.

She does dress-up at times.

OMG, R50 -- I thought you made that up!

And you people don't think I'll have the balls to leave the country... Truly, this is the beginning of the end.

I won't be surprised if she wins. When it comes to Republicans the most obnoxious, repulsive and inappropriate candidate usually does win an election.

She will win probably by a landslide.

There is no opposition to Republicans in Arkansas.

r71 it is so stupid. Those morons in Arkansas still haven't figured out that Republicans only care about catering to rich people who don't want to pay taxes. They couldn't give two shits about middle class or working class people but the dumb fucks in Arkansas still don't understand they'd get a much better deal with Democrats in office. It's mind-boggling that after all these many years they still don't get it.

I'm proud to see someone so gifted at least try, R71

Iffin she had worn her good cowboy boots...like I told her...you couldn't see all them scabs and bruises on her legs...

[quote]She is proof that you don’t need to flaunt your boobs or your ass to know that you are sexy.

Can't argue with that.

We should be grateful that she decided to share her radiant beauty with us!

We should be grateful she didn't appropriate the caftan.

She looks like a global of mustard.

The crust on a barrel shaped bottle

She looks like a product of incest. Are we sure Mama and Papa Huckabee aren't blood related? It is Arkansas, after all.

A walking beach umbrella with extra thick post.

Maternity wear for plus-sized barren women.

I truly miss heckling her in restaurants.

I gives her some my matternity outfits when we leave the Washtinton. I felt sorrey for her!

^ One day in White House - Sarah, she tell me crying that she has never seen her own poosey (because you know all of de fat)...

I tell her, oh honey, don't worry about dat...

I think to myself, I'm not sure she even have a poosey under all that GUNT/FUPA

That was one crazy weekend in Mar-a-Lago when the CoS forgot to book a couple of pee pee girls to pleasure “daddie”. Lo and behold, “the Huckster” and I had to fill-in. Beyond the usual, what a humbling, and yet magnificent pleasure. I got lucky because Kelly Ann wasn’t able to make the trip.

[quote]She looks like a global of mustard.

R78, I think you meant to write "globule" but, given SHS's enormous girth, "global" works equally well!

I gotta say that I noticed it a lot when I see the congressional staffs in DC that many of the women are rather portly and they wear short skirts.

Why do you think that is? Is there any self-awareness?

Put on SPF as we all orbit her.

I mean for fuck sake. Is there any doubt?

That skirt is too short for her. Nobody wants to smell her pussy biscuits.

I think this the ball of butter referenced in “Don’t Rain on My Parade.”

She looks like an exploding banana.

Fashion Icon!?

In my day this was called a "Glamor Don't"!

OP used the word "icon" ironically and sarcastically, R95.

The stupid shithead voters in Arkansas will probably elect her in a landslide. And they'll deserve everything they get.

o dear god, what is this cow wearing?

I challenge DL to find a single picture of her husband not looking like he's smelling a whole fucking forest full of trees with keebler elves baking inside them.

Just picture in your mind, that giant hairy beaver that's right under that dress.

Her queefs are repulsive.

Give the scrumptious odor of sweaty, unwashed jock straps hanging in the locker room.

Loved her as Aunt Lydia in Handmaid's Tale.

"But Daddy said I could torture the dogs today!"

"My Daddy says that Jesus loves us the best!"

"So fuck off and go to H-E-L-L, you homosexual liebrals!"

A failed, crude propagandist as a WH press secretary for an orange con man, being well on her way to becoming the Governor of Arkansas, is a disturbing example of horrors of U.S. politics.

That is certainly not the right kind of attire to wear to church. Maybe she’s going fishing at the pond alone?

Of course she will win, it's a one party state now.

She’s no Miss Lindsey Belle. Poor style and can’t sashay worth a damn. She waddles.

R108, because like most of the states in that shithole part of the country, they don't actually believe in democracy and all of its citizens voting, that's why they make it as difficult as possible for their marginalized communities.

And of course, it's one of those garbage states that scream about "socialism" with their hand out for it. Yet another leech state.

It didn't help when the SCOTUS got rid of federal oversight of voting law changes for these former Confederate states.

Madam did you open up a can of tuna underneath your dress?

Damn, she is so ugly she makes one almost wish for Sharia law.

On most women, that yellow dress is ankle-length.

R114- Right? That looks like a babydoll dress that little prepubescent girls wear.

[quote]And of course, it's one of those garbage states that scream about "socialism" with their hand out for it. Yet another leech state.

They're supported buy blue state money. Without it they'd be the third world.

Supported BY blue state money. Sorry for the typo.

The wife and 3 daughters of a certain southern republican governor wear dresses of this sort at every event. Even somber church services. Their predilection is to wear anklet boots which make the dresses appear even shorter. Unfortunately, they are all built like corn-fed princesses who have never missed a church supper.

OP's pic had me thinking that Mama Cass had not only returned from the grave but had decided to favor the living with a rendition of that classic Carlyle Hotel torch song standard: "I'm Only a Lonely Canary in the Coal Mine of Your Heart."

She truly is a fashion trend setter.

It hurtssssssss ussssssss!

Is she pregnant? How can we tell?

[quote]Is she pregnant? How can we tell?

How To Tell If A Pig Is Pregnant: Step-By-Step Guide:

I mean I kinda get why she would wear such an outfit. Her legs honestly doesn't look horrible for a larger person. It doesn't look like she has that dimpled cellulite most larger women have. And, with it being a loose style dress and her boobs being large enough that they stick out further than her stomach, it is hard to judge her actual size. Though it does appear, just from her face that she has lost some weight, though not enough.

The dress does seem awful short though.

I've seen her somewhere before ...

Animal cruelty is not a virtue.

Shame on Arkansas.

Looks like two pigs fightin' under a blanket.

And smells like two pigs farting under one....

She forgot to bring her sand-covered lawn chair.

She looks like a fat, aging extra on The Brady Bunch

Yes, Gov. Huckabee Sanders needs help, stat.

That’s from a year ago, R138.

She’s actually lost weight, and while it hasn’t helped her ‘beauty’ in any way, well… at least she’s lost weight, I guess.

Actually this whole thread is from a year ago and R138 is just the same post that was in the OP.

Any NEW fashion horror stories from this now-skinny bitch?

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