Sarah Huckabee Sanders: Fashion Icon

Publish date: 2024-05-21

Sanders is running for Governor of Arkansas and made a campaign appearance in this bright and cheery yellow sun dress.

Let's discuss the future governor's and former White House press chiefs best looks.

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by Anonymousreply 140July 8, 2023 3:44 PM

She'll win. This country is irredeemably broken.

by Anonymousreply 2May 21, 2022 4:29 PM

Can’t that fag husband take her to Dillards or Bealls and buy her some lovely Liz Claiborne separates? That dress is what happens when the Hee Haw Honeys start designing clothes for Lane Bryant

by Anonymousreply 3May 21, 2022 4:30 PM

Looks like she forgot to wear the other half of this outfit.

by Anonymousreply 5May 21, 2022 4:49 PM

Who doesn’t want a lemon with legs for chief executive of the state?

by Anonymousreply 6May 21, 2022 4:52 PM

Lizzo is running for office in Arkansas now?

by Anonymousreply 7May 21, 2022 4:54 PM

You're really gauche, madam. A regular little cochon and that means pig.

Come on, Francine. We should have gone straight to Peck-N-Peck after all.

by Anonymousreply 8May 21, 2022 5:03 PM

Slight breeze and we'd be seeing her Huckabee Hamburger.

by Anonymousreply 9May 21, 2022 5:05 PM

^ That is a terrifying mental image.

by Anonymousreply 10May 21, 2022 5:06 PM

She shops with her one good eye.

by Anonymousreply 12May 21, 2022 5:08 PM

Now I don't want to fat shame Mrs. Sanders as I am a rather large gurl myself. She should, however, dress appropriately for both the office she seeks and her body type. That yellow... thing... does neither.

by Anonymousreply 13May 21, 2022 5:08 PM

She wore a yellow dress. 16 schoolchildren tried to board her.

by Anonymousreply 16May 21, 2022 5:10 PM

Big "$3 hooker working the local Cracker Barrel" energy.

by Anonymousreply 17May 21, 2022 5:12 PM

Please, sweet Jesus, tell me she is at LEAST wearing panties. Nobody needs to see her bovine meat flaps if it gets breezy!

by Anonymousreply 18May 21, 2022 5:14 PM

America needs a Fashion Tutor General. Like the Surgeon General. You might think Fashionista General, but obviously everyone needs remedial work first. Nobody even seems to be aware of basic situational style awareness (day clothing vs night clothing).

by Anonymousreply 19May 21, 2022 5:15 PM

^^^ Adding to that, avoid buying clothes at boutiques named after places where cattle reside. No Dress Barn or Shirt Silos

by Anonymousreply 20May 21, 2022 5:16 PM

The governorship is just a stepping stone to the presidency for Mrs. Sanders.

DeSantis-Sanders 2028. You read it here first.

by Anonymousreply 21May 21, 2022 5:17 PM

DeSantis in 2028 R21? That presumes he wouldn't run in 2024, I guess, deferring to Trump, the Sequel? He couldn't be Trump's VP because they're both from FL unless Trump moves to another state. But if Trump won in 2024, I would think he wouldn't last out the term due to his obviously declining health. So who would be Trump's running mate in 2024? He does have a basket of deplorable women to choose from, like Sanders, Noem, Stefanik, Hayley, Josh Hawley.

by Anonymousreply 22May 21, 2022 5:22 PM

Sarah Huckabee? More like Sarah Un-Fuckabee!

by Anonymousreply 23May 21, 2022 5:25 PM

Sarah, a recommendation: Peloton.

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by Anonymousreply 24May 21, 2022 5:26 PM

Eww..

Nobody wants to see your Fred Flintstone legs, hon.

by Anonymousreply 25May 21, 2022 5:28 PM

I bet she can crack a walnut with those thighs. They have to be strong to support all of that flab.

by Anonymousreply 26May 21, 2022 5:32 PM

She’s channeling the Teri Garr 1964 playsuit look.

It doesn’t work in a Plus Size . . .

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by Anonymousreply 27May 21, 2022 5:33 PM

At least Hillary has the good sense to wear pantsuits.

by Anonymousreply 28May 21, 2022 5:41 PM

[quote]So who would be Trump's running mate in 2024? He does have a basket of deplorable women to choose from, like Sanders, Noem, Stefanik, Hayley, Josh Hawley.

Of course, I am not deplorable. I am a charming, eloquent lady a cut above any of those trollops.

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by Anonymousreply 29May 21, 2022 5:49 PM

Cher called it - dresses like a sister-wife

by Anonymousreply 30May 21, 2022 5:55 PM

It’d be hilarious if someone mailed her a mirror.

by Anonymousreply 31May 21, 2022 5:58 PM

She's proud of her thighs. Too bad she's such an inveterate liar.

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by Anonymousreply 32May 21, 2022 6:58 PM

Sarah, hon...... please...... baby doll's? Just say no.

by Anonymousreply 34May 21, 2022 7:12 PM

She looks like something that crawled out of a swamp.

by Anonymousreply 35May 21, 2022 7:26 PM

The Huckabees cleaned-out the fine stuff owned by the state the last time they exited the Governor's mansion. What will be different now?

The one son tortured and killed a dog.

These people are not so into Christian values as they have presented themselves as being for decades.

by Anonymousreply 37May 21, 2022 8:28 PM

r37 the whole family is total scum.

by Anonymousreply 39May 21, 2022 8:31 PM

I hope Sarah wore her Thinx. She seems like a heavy flow type of gal.

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by Anonymousreply 40May 22, 2022 6:06 AM

She's letting that stanky flappy fanny air out...........

by Anonymousreply 41May 22, 2022 7:03 AM

And the they had a hissy over Michelle's shoulders......

by Anonymousreply 43May 22, 2022 7:18 AM

It’s nice that she can make her own dresses.

by Anonymousreply 44May 22, 2022 3:45 PM

I would hate to be downwind of that.

by Anonymousreply 45May 22, 2022 3:54 PM

Did Georgia Tent and Awning open a store in Little Rock?

by Anonymousreply 46May 22, 2022 4:12 PM

She looks like a fat banana

by Anonymousreply 47May 22, 2022 4:22 PM

She needs tips from fellow GOPer, southern lady Miss Lindzebelle, on how to style and groom her hair.

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by Anonymousreply 48May 22, 2022 4:30 PM

I hate her ugly fucking face but this is probably the loveliest she's ever looked.

by Anonymousreply 49May 22, 2022 4:33 PM

[quote]Sarah Sanders, wearing pajamas, says during her acceptance speech for the Republican nomination for governor . . .

[quote]*Texas mass shooting of children justifies a ban on abortions, but not a ban on guns.*😳

[quote]God help Arkansas!

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by Anonymousreply 50May 28, 2022 2:45 PM

She always looks alluring...

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by Anonymousreply 51May 28, 2022 3:48 PM

Huck's Democratic opponent, Chris Jones, has some impressive credentials, but he'll have a very tough time winning a general election in very red Arkansas.

[quote]Jones attended Morehouse College where he got a Bachelor of Science in physics and math. He then studied at MIT to become a nuclear engineer as well as earning a Ph.D. in urban planning.

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by Anonymousreply 52May 28, 2022 3:57 PM

We don't need no educated libs

by Anonymousreply 54May 28, 2022 4:22 PM

And certainly no uppity ones, R54, if you know what I mean.

by Anonymousreply 55May 28, 2022 4:24 PM

What in the “Daddy touched my no-no when I was 4” is happening with that dress?

by Anonymousreply 57May 28, 2022 4:27 PM

Judging a hog calling contest, perhaps Sarah has the skills.

Being an effective, honestly diligent Governor that will show admirable accomplishments, I doubt that will happen.

by Anonymousreply 58May 28, 2022 7:29 PM

All she's ever done is not give WH press conferences.

by Anonymousreply 59May 28, 2022 7:31 PM

[quote]Judging a hog calling contest, perhaps Sarah has the skills.

What do you mean judging? Sarah would be one of the contestants.

by Anonymousreply 60May 28, 2022 8:00 PM

R18 In Arkansas, AKA Sarah Scaloppine.

by Anonymousreply 61May 28, 2022 9:23 PM

Just be glad you don't have to be assaulted seeing her face on TV during the election, we may to turn the channel. Our TV market bleeds into AR so we see all those ads all the time.

by Anonymousreply 62May 28, 2022 9:26 PM

r24's link is a trove of sexy Sarah photos. Here she is toting her snack purse.

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by Anonymousreply 63May 28, 2022 9:27 PM

And here the paparazzi caught her on the beach.

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by Anonymousreply 64May 28, 2022 9:57 PM

She does dress-up at times.

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by Anonymousreply 65May 28, 2022 10:20 PM

OMG, R50 -- I thought you made that up!

And you people don't think I'll have the balls to leave the country... Truly, this is the beginning of the end.

by Anonymousreply 68May 29, 2022 1:42 AM

I won't be surprised if she wins. When it comes to Republicans the most obnoxious, repulsive and inappropriate candidate usually does win an election.

by Anonymousreply 69May 29, 2022 3:18 AM

She will win probably by a landslide.

by Anonymousreply 70May 31, 2022 2:14 AM

There is no opposition to Republicans in Arkansas.

by Anonymousreply 71May 31, 2022 2:15 AM

r71 it is so stupid. Those morons in Arkansas still haven't figured out that Republicans only care about catering to rich people who don't want to pay taxes. They couldn't give two shits about middle class or working class people but the dumb fucks in Arkansas still don't understand they'd get a much better deal with Democrats in office. It's mind-boggling that after all these many years they still don't get it.

by Anonymousreply 72May 31, 2022 2:23 AM

I'm proud to see someone so gifted at least try, R71

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by Anonymousreply 73May 31, 2022 2:24 AM

Iffin she had worn her good cowboy boots...like I told her...you couldn't see all them scabs and bruises on her legs...

by Anonymousreply 74May 31, 2022 2:30 AM

[quote]She is proof that you don’t need to flaunt your boobs or your ass to know that you are sexy.

Can't argue with that.

by Anonymousreply 75May 31, 2022 2:43 AM

We should be grateful that she decided to share her radiant beauty with us!

by Anonymousreply 76May 31, 2022 2:45 AM

We should be grateful she didn't appropriate the caftan.

by Anonymousreply 77May 31, 2022 2:48 AM

She looks like a global of mustard.

by Anonymousreply 78May 31, 2022 2:50 AM

The crust on a barrel shaped bottle

by Anonymousreply 79May 31, 2022 2:52 AM

She looks like a product of incest. Are we sure Mama and Papa Huckabee aren't blood related? It is Arkansas, after all.

by Anonymousreply 80May 31, 2022 2:59 AM

A walking beach umbrella with extra thick post.

by Anonymousreply 81May 31, 2022 3:21 AM

Maternity wear for plus-sized barren women.

by Anonymousreply 82May 31, 2022 3:22 AM

I truly miss heckling her in restaurants.

by Anonymousreply 83May 31, 2022 3:26 AM

I gives her some my matternity outfits when we leave the Washtinton. I felt sorrey for her!

by Anonymousreply 85May 31, 2022 3:38 AM

^ One day in White House - Sarah, she tell me crying that she has never seen her own poosey (because you know all of de fat)...

I tell her, oh honey, don't worry about dat...

I think to myself, I'm not sure she even have a poosey under all that GUNT/FUPA

by Anonymousreply 86May 31, 2022 4:53 AM

That was one crazy weekend in Mar-a-Lago when the CoS forgot to book a couple of pee pee girls to pleasure “daddie”. Lo and behold, “the Huckster” and I had to fill-in. Beyond the usual, what a humbling, and yet magnificent pleasure. I got lucky because Kelly Ann wasn’t able to make the trip.

by Anonymousreply 87May 31, 2022 9:11 AM

[quote]She looks like a global of mustard.

R78, I think you meant to write "globule" but, given SHS's enormous girth, "global" works equally well!

by Anonymousreply 88May 31, 2022 5:56 PM

I gotta say that I noticed it a lot when I see the congressional staffs in DC that many of the women are rather portly and they wear short skirts.

Why do you think that is? Is there any self-awareness?

by Anonymousreply 89May 31, 2022 6:17 PM

Put on SPF as we all orbit her.

by Anonymousreply 90May 31, 2022 6:24 PM

I mean for fuck sake. Is there any doubt?

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by Anonymousreply 91May 31, 2022 6:27 PM

That skirt is too short for her. Nobody wants to smell her pussy biscuits.

by Anonymousreply 92May 31, 2022 6:55 PM

I think this the ball of butter referenced in “Don’t Rain on My Parade.”

by Anonymousreply 93May 31, 2022 7:20 PM

She looks like an exploding banana.

by Anonymousreply 94May 31, 2022 7:40 PM

Fashion Icon!?

In my day this was called a "Glamor Don't"!

by Anonymousreply 95May 31, 2022 8:20 PM

OP used the word "icon" ironically and sarcastically, R95.

by Anonymousreply 96June 1, 2022 1:51 AM

The stupid shithead voters in Arkansas will probably elect her in a landslide. And they'll deserve everything they get.

by Anonymousreply 97June 1, 2022 2:10 AM

o dear god, what is this cow wearing?

by Anonymousreply 98June 1, 2022 2:14 AM

I challenge DL to find a single picture of her husband not looking like he's smelling a whole fucking forest full of trees with keebler elves baking inside them.

by Anonymousreply 100June 1, 2022 5:53 AM

Just picture in your mind, that giant hairy beaver that's right under that dress.

by Anonymousreply 101June 1, 2022 6:03 AM

Her queefs are repulsive.

Give the scrumptious odor of sweaty, unwashed jock straps hanging in the locker room.

by Anonymousreply 102June 1, 2022 7:22 PM

Loved her as Aunt Lydia in Handmaid's Tale.

by Anonymousreply 103June 1, 2022 7:30 PM

"But Daddy said I could torture the dogs today!"

by Anonymousreply 104June 2, 2022 12:43 AM

"My Daddy says that Jesus loves us the best!"

"So fuck off and go to H-E-L-L, you homosexual liebrals!"

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by Anonymousreply 105June 2, 2022 12:46 AM

A failed, crude propagandist as a WH press secretary for an orange con man, being well on her way to becoming the Governor of Arkansas, is a disturbing example of horrors of U.S. politics.

by Anonymousreply 106June 2, 2022 11:04 AM

That is certainly not the right kind of attire to wear to church. Maybe she’s going fishing at the pond alone?

by Anonymousreply 107June 2, 2022 11:23 AM

Of course she will win, it's a one party state now.

by Anonymousreply 108June 3, 2022 12:17 PM

She’s no Miss Lindsey Belle. Poor style and can’t sashay worth a damn. She waddles.

by Anonymousreply 109June 3, 2022 12:53 PM

R108, because like most of the states in that shithole part of the country, they don't actually believe in democracy and all of its citizens voting, that's why they make it as difficult as possible for their marginalized communities.

And of course, it's one of those garbage states that scream about "socialism" with their hand out for it. Yet another leech state.

by Anonymousreply 110June 3, 2022 4:01 PM

It didn't help when the SCOTUS got rid of federal oversight of voting law changes for these former Confederate states.

by Anonymousreply 111June 3, 2022 4:44 PM

Madam did you open up a can of tuna underneath your dress?

by Anonymousreply 112June 3, 2022 5:16 PM

Damn, she is so ugly she makes one almost wish for Sharia law.

by Anonymousreply 113June 3, 2022 5:22 PM

On most women, that yellow dress is ankle-length.

by Anonymousreply 114June 3, 2022 5:26 PM

R114- Right? That looks like a babydoll dress that little prepubescent girls wear.

by Anonymousreply 115June 3, 2022 5:29 PM

[quote]And of course, it's one of those garbage states that scream about "socialism" with their hand out for it. Yet another leech state.

They're supported buy blue state money. Without it they'd be the third world.

by Anonymousreply 116June 3, 2022 6:50 PM

Supported BY blue state money. Sorry for the typo.

by Anonymousreply 117June 3, 2022 6:50 PM

The wife and 3 daughters of a certain southern republican governor wear dresses of this sort at every event. Even somber church services. Their predilection is to wear anklet boots which make the dresses appear even shorter. Unfortunately, they are all built like corn-fed princesses who have never missed a church supper.

by Anonymousreply 118June 3, 2022 9:52 PM

OP's pic had me thinking that Mama Cass had not only returned from the grave but had decided to favor the living with a rendition of that classic Carlyle Hotel torch song standard: "I'm Only a Lonely Canary in the Coal Mine of Your Heart."

by Anonymousreply 120June 3, 2022 11:09 PM

She truly is a fashion trend setter.

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by Anonymousreply 121June 14, 2022 5:09 AM

It hurtssssssss ussssssss!

by Anonymousreply 122June 14, 2022 5:13 AM

Is she pregnant? How can we tell?

by Anonymousreply 123June 14, 2022 5:27 AM

[quote]Is she pregnant? How can we tell?

How To Tell If A Pig Is Pregnant: Step-By-Step Guide:

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by Anonymousreply 125June 14, 2022 5:33 AM

I mean I kinda get why she would wear such an outfit. Her legs honestly doesn't look horrible for a larger person. It doesn't look like she has that dimpled cellulite most larger women have. And, with it being a loose style dress and her boobs being large enough that they stick out further than her stomach, it is hard to judge her actual size. Though it does appear, just from her face that she has lost some weight, though not enough.

The dress does seem awful short though.

by Anonymousreply 126June 14, 2022 5:42 AM

I've seen her somewhere before ...

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by Anonymousreply 129June 14, 2022 12:29 PM

Animal cruelty is not a virtue.

Shame on Arkansas.

by Anonymousreply 131June 14, 2022 1:36 PM

Looks like two pigs fightin' under a blanket.

by Anonymousreply 133June 15, 2022 12:11 AM

And smells like two pigs farting under one....

by Anonymousreply 134June 15, 2022 1:00 AM

She forgot to bring her sand-covered lawn chair.

by Anonymousreply 135June 15, 2022 1:05 AM

She looks like a fat, aging extra on The Brady Bunch

by Anonymousreply 137June 15, 2022 1:54 AM

Yes, Gov. Huckabee Sanders needs help, stat.

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by Anonymousreply 138July 8, 2023 3:25 PM

That’s from a year ago, R138.

She’s actually lost weight, and while it hasn’t helped her ‘beauty’ in any way, well… at least she’s lost weight, I guess.

by Anonymousreply 139July 8, 2023 3:43 PM

Actually this whole thread is from a year ago and R138 is just the same post that was in the OP.

Any NEW fashion horror stories from this now-skinny bitch?

by Anonymousreply 140July 8, 2023 3:44 PM

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